wigglytuffs:

what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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